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The Streets – Can't Con an Honest John

The Streets
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исполнитель The Streets

правообладатель Warner Music Group Vice Records/Atlantic,Warner/Chappell Ltd

жанр Поп

длительность 00:30

размер 8.39 MB

битрейт 320 kbps

загружено Warner Music Group

Can't Con an Honest John
00:30
Using the following, I'm going to show you: A– How to con someone using their own greed; B– That you won't feel bad 'cause they're trying to con you anyway; and C– Taking their money! As I have come to realise Running the beats is just getting people's confidence This scam only works 'cause that man Thinks he's working this scam And that you, man, are his mark Get your mate, let's call your mate Piers No, not Piers, let's call him Farquhar Anyway, get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog Like I said, the barman will try and con you later But you're gonna take all his money Anyway, you get Farquhar to pass into a local bar And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart Just for 20 quid for a while, claiming that he hated it But it was worth more than his car This, by the way, requires that you find and supply Farquhar With an animal, and a life, from your local park Get a nice dog that doesn't bark But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park Anyway, using this technique You're gonna take all this man's money But you're not gonna care, cause he's gonna fucking deserve it You'll never con an Honest John An Honest John you can't drag down (Exactly!) Con-do-lee get conned When they think they're the cunning one (It's all one big con) Neighbour, you won't con an Honest John Right, now listen, get Farquhar to dart out the bar And just shop for some garms, maybe Just to pass an hour or so I would go shopping 'cause I gave up drinking But whatever, just have Farquhar down the road Now you walk in the bar, walk up to the barman Order a jar, when you've caught him slouched on his own Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side Currently vibe him and then start on about the dog you own Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog Nod, smile, agree, look interested and cool When he tells you it's someone else's, you've just left previous Tell him, "This is a very rare breed of animal" Last time I lied, my manager swiped me But lie, and tell him it's like a fucking Red-Eared Hunting Spaniel Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely If he were to accept finance at all You'll never con an Honest John (Sometimes...) An Honest John you can't drag down (Sometimes I think I should just go completely...) Con-do-lee get conned When they think they're the cunning one Neighbour, you won't con an Honest John (Keep listening though, it's important that you keep listening) Now take all his shopping off him Get your mate Farquhar to pop in Looking straight gutted a bit later on He should order a jar, talk at the bar Ensure he looks calm, warm with the barman And generally start conversating on Farquhar should start falling apart About how he's arsed up some chance And how arsed up his day was Or in the event, the spread betting, he's getting ready to accept That his rent's not getting payed up The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums Farquhar should continue to moan about money And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries And like "Ching!", the barman will five out of six times Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid And after some bartering Your barman will haggle and charge harder In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head (That's right, neighbour!) You'll never con an Honest John An Honest John you can't drag down Con-do-lee get conned When they think they're the cunning one (The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for) Neighbour, you won't con an Honest John How does that work? 'Cause every time it's based around someone Who thinks they're conning you They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him Why should he? That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin As I have come to realise Running the beats is just getting people's confidence And then taking their money It's all one big con
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